LOCAL LADY WINS GRANDMOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD
Masuko Nagashiru, a pensioner from Chikugo, has won the annual Grandmother of the Year contest, beating over 8 million other contestants and bringing the coveted golden bicycle mitts back to Fukuoka Prefecture for the fourth time in the last 10 years.
As always, contestants were judged on 10 distinct categories, namely right-angled back, pointing, protection from the sun, bicycle danger, hat pulled down with a face like a slapped arse, use of the word "ne", impatience in a queue, production of miso soup, fruit squeezing and spatial unawareness. Mrs Nagashiru only dropped four points throughout the entire contest, which is only one behind the all time record, set by Chiyoko Toranaga in 1977.
In light of her victory, a miso soup gathering will be held in Chikugo community centre every night for the rest of this month, and will feature supermarket comparative analysis, a bring-and-buy hat fayre and a workshop on meddling.
As always, contestants were judged on 10 distinct categories, namely right-angled back, pointing, protection from the sun, bicycle danger, hat pulled down with a face like a slapped arse, use of the word "ne", impatience in a queue, production of miso soup, fruit squeezing and spatial unawareness. Mrs Nagashiru only dropped four points throughout the entire contest, which is only one behind the all time record, set by Chiyoko Toranaga in 1977.
In light of her victory, a miso soup gathering will be held in Chikugo community centre every night for the rest of this month, and will feature supermarket comparative analysis, a bring-and-buy hat fayre and a workshop on meddling.
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